deeeeyaaamn, dirty!

what the?
who farted? i luv you.
wait, come back!
Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2003 *** The Other Side
Friday, Dec. 12, 2003 *** Kenny G puts the moves on Manda. Steph withers.
Thursday, Dec. 11, 2003 *** You dumb bitch, I know where you cut your hair.
Tuesday, Dec. 09, 2003 *** Is that KETCHUP?!
Monday, Dec. 08, 2003 *** In which Steph dishonors her family.
Thursday, Dec. 04, 2003 *** My Name is Stephanie, and I am a lightweight.
Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 *** Today's Google Searches
Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 *** "So the mailman delivers two tacos..."
Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2003 *** Moving out of 637, Molesting Irwin, and Establishing the CCB
Monday, Nov. 24, 2003 *** Adventures of the Newly-Minted Half-Hearted Mostly-Retarded Groupies
Friday, Nov. 21, 2003 *** Peanut is a Homo; Steph Gets Whacked with a Dong
Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003 *** "You should come to Armenia." "But I don't want to have diarrhea."
Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2003 *** MMmmmm Pumpkin Pie
Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2003 *** Sleep Dep Experiments: Cont'd
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 *** I'm too old for this.
Friday, Nov. 14, 2003 *** You're the bitch!
Thursday, Nov. 13, 2003 *** Steph Spends the Evening with the 'Rents; Mom Mourns Unborn Grandchildren
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003 *** I am feeling about a 6/10
Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 *** The Adventures of Buzzed Boy and Drunk Man
Monday, Nov. 10, 2003 *** Who wants the sphincter?
Friday, Nov. 07, 2003 *** VAGINAHOLE
Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003 *** "Stop being tired!"
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 *** Hump Day
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 *** The monster that eats poetry and children.
Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003 *** Steph's Totally Nardical Emo Weekend
Monday, Nov. 03, 2003 *** It's good.
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 *** "I'm actually 14."
Wednesday, Oct. 29, 2003 *** Male Punk Prostitute Comment Card: Check Plus
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 *** "When life is crappy, make crapenade."
Saturday, Oct. 25, 2003 *** "Thanks, James. I'll think about it."
Friday, Oct. 24, 2003 *** I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.
Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 *** When my mother says EEEEEEEDIOT, she's like Ren from Ren and Stimpy, only Asian and with clothes on.
Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 *** The Scent of Amor
Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 *** Mrs. Clean
Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2003 *** Lord, please make this week go by quickly
Monday, Oct. 20, 2003 *** Partners in Dumbass
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2003 *** Congratulattions, Happy Birthday, GET ON UP!
Friday, Oct. 17, 2003 *** And it don't stop: Lars, The Bassist, and The Bloke. (and The Worm)
Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003 *** When You Knock on Wood, Knock Up
Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2003 *** "Maybe you should hang upside down." - Me
Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003 *** Books books books, all we talk about is books.
Monday, Oct. 13, 2003 *** iSUNDAY GIGANTE!
Sunday, Oct. 12, 2003 *** Dear John O'Cusack
Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003 *** My lovely night with Bunnies, and a lazy afternoon with my wife.
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 *** I know I used the word "manky," but what does it mean?
Friday, Oct. 10, 2003 *** "Sheeeeyit, if I held my breath waiting for you to fart, I'd die." - DD
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 *** Steph is not amused.
Wednesday, Oct. 08, 2003 *** No News For You
Tuesday, Oct. 07, 2003 *** I mostly have nothing interesting to say, but my lap top is keeping my lap nice and warm.
Tuesday, Oct. 07, 2003 *** My Impact on America
Monday, Oct. 06, 2003 *** Sunday with a Breakdancing Mod Maniac
Monday, Oct. 06, 2003 *** Totally Coochylicious
Sunday, Oct. 05, 2003 *** What, no jordan almonds?!??!
Friday, Oct. 03, 2003 *** The wonders of the internet.
Friday, Oct. 03, 2003 *** Mixed Bag
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2003 *** "What do you tell him, Steph?" " GET A LIFE!"
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 *** the U.S.S. His Penis
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 *** Buy It!
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 *** Dreamdog, Art School, and a Love Song
Monday, Sept. 29, 2003 *** John O Cusack: The Dog.
Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003 *** Bitchin' Camaro
Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003 *** Maggots: The Exciting Conclusion
Saturday, Sept. 27, 2003 *** I want to tackle you forever.
Friday, Sept. 26, 2003 *** The Bald Head Polisher, Turkey Ham, and Oral Hygiene
Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2003 *** Go Home and Make It
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 *** Cool wet grass... Cool wet grass...
Monday, Sept. 22, 2003 *** Kinko's/GoldenShowers
Monday, Sept. 22, 2003 *** Unsolicited Advice from My One and Only Married Friend
Monday, Sept. 22, 2003 *** Girls! Girls! Girls! Dancing! Fish!
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 *** Hot Married Men and Fictional Pet Monkeys
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 *** So, how was it?
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 *** Starbuck's Reunion
Thursday, Sept. 18, 2003 *** Googled.
Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2003 *** A Quick Outline of the Nerdy Activities preceding the Vegas Trip
Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 *** Pop N Lock N TOTALLY LOCKED OUT. Or. I can't believe it's only Tuesday.
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 *** Uhhhhhhhhh.
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 *** My Brother Cracks Me Up
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 *** "We've been had."
Sunday, Sept. 14, 2003 *** Funny pics, funny stories, tubes up my nose, nuts in my cheese.
Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 *** A short description of this entry.
Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003 *** The Best Driver in San Francisco
Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2003 *** Sin City (or lack thereof)
Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003 *** Sordid Details from Our Weekend in Las Vegas, including sexy girls in business suits, boys without pants, and poolside shenanigans!
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 *** Luck be a lady tonight.
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 *** Oh lord, I am sleepy.
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 *** "and I'll wish on Mars and think of you"
Monday, Sept. 01, 2003 *** Pretty Girls Make Fire
Monday, Sept. 01, 2003 *** Lunch with The First Boyfriend
Saturday, Aug. 30, 2003 *** Is it worth it? Let me work it! I put my thang down, flip it an reverse it!
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 *** 2, 4, 6, 8, Didi's here to regulate!
Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2003 *** Send me your book ideas!
Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2003 *** Dear Amazon.com, I have a problem. My name is Stephanie, and I am a shopabookaholic.
Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2003 *** Tuesday Night
Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2003 *** My Boring Night: Headcheese, Circumcision, Shopping Therapy
Sunday, Aug. 24, 2003 *** o/~ "The music's pumpin' hard, like I wish you would...!"
Friday, Aug. 22, 2003 *** Dear Burt
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 *** Little Creatures: Some Nasty, Some Cute, All Small
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2003 *** Due to popular demand: Pictures of the POX!
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 *** Calling in the heavy artillery: BERT the EXTERMINATOR
Monday, Aug. 18, 2003 *** THE POX: Continued. MOVING TO SF: Postponed.
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 *** Recovery
Thursday, Aug. 14, 2003 *** Can't talk about last night.
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003 *** Ex-tronic Mail
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003 *** Tribute to Special K
Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 *** Nipples and Mixed Company
Sunday, Aug. 10, 2003 *** It's good for your glutes.
Saturday, Aug. 09, 2003 *** Today was more like a Sunday. Hopefully Saturday will feel like a Saturday.
Friday, Aug. 08, 2003 *** everyone who showed up: I LOVE YOU.
Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 *** DEEF BY CHOCOLATE
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 *** in celebration of my humble existence upon this earth
Tuesday, Aug. 05, 2003 *** Assault with a Deadly Feminine Product
Monday, Aug. 04, 2003 *** LOVERS of Loving Love
Saturday, Aug. 02, 2003 *** The Wrath of God (And Dave's Nipple)
Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 *** The New Guy
Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 *** lord please help me
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003 *** Switch hats! Switch hats!
Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003 *** Today is kind of shitty so far.
Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 *** Dr. Steph is in the house.
Sunday, Jul. 27, 2003 *** Nerdy's Booblicious Bday Party, plus bonus Party in the Haight!
Friday, Jul. 25, 2003 *** Licking frosting off my nipples.
Thursday, Jul. 24, 2003 *** LEOS GONE WILD
Thursday, Jul. 24, 2003 *** Distance, fond hearts, lymph nodes.
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 *** "Fucking, that's all we fucking want."
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 *** Your best bet.
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 *** Everyone is having sex except me.
Sunday, Jul. 20, 2003 *** Summer in the City
Saturday, Jul. 19, 2003 *** Lame Friday Night Antics
Friday, Jul. 18, 2003 *** Disease-free, Child-free, and Looking for a Free Place to Live in Exchange for 5 Days of Sex & Laundry
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 *** Just because you're lesbian doesn't mean you're triple X 24/7
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 *** Steph Takes on Ireland
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 *** Steph's Super Exciting Adventures
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 *** "I have SARS!! GET ME A DOCTOR, STAT!!!"
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 *** A few photos from the mikvah, wedding...and HONEYMOON!
Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003 *** It's always better in your imagintion.
Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 *** "My undies are wet."
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 *** Centrum Silver and a Bed Pan
Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003 *** "Like 'Castaway,' but in an office cubicle."
Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003 *** Love to complain about the complainer.
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 *** How I spent my evening while Manda dyed her hair.
Monday, Jul. 07, 2003 *** Oh yeah, OpiumDude opened a Twisted Pleasure condom, which looks absolutely useless.
Saturday, Jul. 05, 2003 *** Cookie Cutter! Cookie Cutter!
Friday, Jul. 04, 2003 *** Straight Pumpin'
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 *** Fitty Cen'
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 *** That was very ... thorough.
Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 *** Lunchtime Quickie
Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 *** Speech Writing 101
Monday, Jun. 30, 2003 *** Us vs. Beer: Take One
Monday, Jun. 30, 2003 *** YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sunday, Jun. 29, 2003 *** Oh my geeeyyyaaaad.
Saturday, Jun. 28, 2003 *** I have to stop being surprised by this.
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 *** Funny to me, not to you.
Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 *** Finally, Steph Gets Her Drink on and Her Dance On Once Again
Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003 *** Dad Strikes Again
Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003 *** Spit, Poo, and Sea Squirts
Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003 *** Special K: THIS IS FOR YOU, BABY!
Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 *** Monday Night Couch Potato Chat-athon
Monday, Jun. 23, 2003 *** My Brain Says Yes, But My Body Says No
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 *** My New Boyfriend
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 *** Don't let me fizzle out.
Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 *** GET ON BOARD!!!
Tuesday, Jun. 17, 2003 *** "Who's Going to Walk You Out At the End of the Day?"
Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 *** My Encounter with Wildlife
Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 *** Criminitly!
Sunday, Jun. 15, 2003 *** The more fun I have, the less interesting the diary entries become.
Friday, Jun. 13, 2003 *** Now it's Renee's turn to get some play.
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003 *** "I need to put that in my bio. I really do: Narrative nonfiction. Literary fiction. Very horny titles."
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003 *** "I need to put that in my bio. I really do: Narrative nonfiction. Literary fiction. Very horny titles."
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 *** Please don't tell Manda about this.
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 *** NotwithstandingtheforegoingImgonnamakeoutwithyourdad:
Tuesday, Jun. 10, 2003 *** Ring ring: Weekend Follow-Up
Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 *** "Hey there, cop magnet."
Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 *** Woke up at 2pm, went to Target, rented some movies. I <3 Sundays.
Sunday, Jun. 08, 2003 *** Officer Bob wants to get freaky with you.
Friday, Jun. 06, 2003 *** Mellow Friday Night
Friday, Jun. 06, 2003 *** Invasion of the Pod People!!!! (Warning: Shawn, you are not allowed to read this)
Thursday, Jun. 05, 2003 *** I have a sore throat. I need a nap. And clean underwear.
Thursday, Jun. 05, 2003 *** No love for hip hop. Much love for Chevron.
Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003 *** Sad face.
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2003 *** The Ladies of 637 earn their own private wing at Safeway
Monday, Jun. 02, 2003 *** A very long entry about a very long weekend: BookExpo America, and 2 Goodbyes
Wednesday, May. 28, 2003 *** Sometimes email is too easy; sometimes it is too hard.
Wednesday, May. 28, 2003 *** Steph's Quotables for the Day
Wednesday, May. 28, 2003 *** Lipstick ... and HANDGUNS!
Tuesday, May. 27, 2003 *** Can everyone see my ovaries drying up? Can they?!
Monday, May. 26, 2003 *** Gimme a cracka!
Sunday, May. 25, 2003 *** TOO TIRED FOR COOKIES
Saturday, May. 24, 2003 *** Three's Company On the Dance Floor
Friday, May. 23, 2003 *** Friday Night: I am actually going out.
Thursday, May. 22, 2003 *** Yeah, that's right. 3rd entry for the day, muthafuckas!
Thursday, May. 22, 2003 *** Do not let me have internet access when I am pensive and bored.
Thursday, May. 22, 2003 *** Triple-S Threat! Steph, Special K, Shawn - Then Smoochies, Music, and Starvation
Wednesday, May. 21, 2003 *** Antihistamine Cotton Brain
Tuesday, May. 20, 2003 *** I'm getting really lazy, but at least I'll be fat.
Monday, May. 19, 2003 *** The Trite Joke of My Career
Friday, May. 16, 2003 *** Driving Up a Long Windy Road to Stand in Freezing Weather to Watch Absolutely Nothing and Then Eat Bad Chinese
Thursday, May. 15, 2003 *** Zero Degrees of Separation
Tuesday, May. 13, 2003 *** Lil Puff Goes For A Run
Tuesday, May. 13, 2003 *** Losers vs. Assholes vs. Weiners
Monday, May. 12, 2003 *** Baking, Barbecuing, Trucking, Whoring
Friday, May. 09, 2003 *** Grenades, Potatoes, Me: Things That Explode
Thursday, May. 08, 2003 *** Opium Dude: "I'm gonna lick buttermilk off all of you." Steph: "Not before we roll you in thumbtacks and gummi bears."
Wednesday, May. 07, 2003 *** Steph & Renee's Guide to Dating
Tuesday, May. 06, 2003 *** A Typical Day in the Office
Monday, May. 05, 2003 *** I have this amazing ability to avoid work by typing out long diary entries.
Friday, May. 02, 2003 *** The Announcement 4 My Peeps Re: Saturday Night a.k.a. SABADO GIGANTE!!!!
Friday, May. 02, 2003 *** What makes my heart go AWWWWWWWWWW:
Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2003 *** Mmmmmm Retro Dining!
Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 *** god i'm tired
Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 *** Little Green To-Do's
Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 *** The Captain puts his hair in pigtails and attempts to write as Steph
Monday, Apr. 28, 2003 *** Gooey Burrito / Nutsack / Gooey Eyebrow
Sunday, Apr. 27, 2003 *** Steph Gets Inked.....
Friday, Apr. 25, 2003 *** Reality Check
Friday, Apr. 25, 2003 *** Colder Than Renina Penina's Tit(s)
Friday, Apr. 25, 2003 *** Vaginacles, Penina, and ModgePodge
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2003 *** What you do for your friends, and what you don't.
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2003 *** K-I-S-S-I-N-G, "Um, is that your grub in my mouth?"
Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2003 *** "if you're looking for a sexy romantic whatever in the thingies surrounded by stuff, then fiji is your place!"
Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003 *** It was time for another installation of "Steph & Renee Waste Time at Work"
Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003 *** Rushing for LML involves team-building activities, Beadazzling your sweatshirts, and sitting around on your ass with your sisters. Shalom!
Monday, Apr. 21, 2003 *** When Jesus Died, Renee's Mom Made Cheesecake, and My Mom Bought an SUV with GPS and Automatic Hatchback
Sunday, Apr. 20, 2003 *** "Hysterica: It's the New Sexual Pleasure." -- Manda, followed by Renee and Steph hooting like girls that hoot really loudly
Saturday, Apr. 19, 2003 *** Isabella Roselini Has a Fro; Gary Coleman Has a Posse
Friday, Apr. 18, 2003 *** Crushing Dreams One Heart at a Time
Friday, Apr. 18, 2003 *** I would really like to master the autoharp!
Thursday, Apr. 17, 2003 *** It's three-thirtay ... Get Dirtay!
Wednesday, Apr. 16, 2003 *** "I feel really fat." --Steph, to Manda, walking to the bathroom after four drinks. I felt like I was underater. Like a giant pregnant orca.
Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2003 *** The Music of Short People
Monday, Apr. 14, 2003 *** My office is totally freezing cold. Why, God, Why?
Sunday, Apr. 13, 2003 *** A Weekend of Hotties and Hot Dogs
Friday, Apr. 11, 2003 *** NUMBER TWO! I'm Number TWO!
Friday, Apr. 11, 2003 *** "Ask not what the pussy can do for you, but what you can do for the pussy." --The Cook
Thursday, Apr. 10, 2003 *** Five Good Things (this one's for you, Scott Baio)
Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 *** Impress / Impush
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 *** Boyz in My Soon-to-be-Hood
Sunday, Apr. 06, 2003 *** Rananda Naranja, starring in "Aye, Papi!"
Friday, Apr. 04, 2003 *** Why am I obsessed with periods right now?
Tuesday, Apr. 01, 2003 *** Here's Something for the Boys...
Monday, Mar. 31, 2003 *** "Fucka" is the new "Hella"
Saturday, Mar. 29, 2003 *** The Ex Parade
Friday, Mar. 28, 2003 *** Leaving the Nest
Thursday, Mar. 27, 2003 *** I like big weiner and I cannot lie.
Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 *** "Single-Handed: A Life in Five Fingers"
Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 *** CAKE & ABSINTHE Oscar Party, Part 2: Oscar, the Satanic Monster Main Course
Tuesday, Mar. 25, 2003 *** CAKE & ABSINTHE Oscar Party, Part 1: Hallucinogenic Pee Tea
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 *** "FLOURPLAY. If you don't get it, you ain't gettin' it."
Saturday, Mar. 22, 2003 *** A Little Bit of Cock and Weiner
Thursday, Mar. 20, 2003 *** Dust Bunnies, Welcome to My Nose!
Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2003 *** I got the garbage can I always wanted!!!!
Monday, Mar. 17, 2003 *** Two Girls, One City, Three Neighborhoods, Good Times
Sunday, Mar. 16, 2003 *** This is why Steph should not be allowed to be alone with a camera in the bathroom:
Saturday, Mar. 15, 2003 *** Today's Reason Why Renee and I Are Undecidedly Retarded
Saturday, Mar. 15, 2003 *** "This food plan will make you SHIT YO PANTS."
Friday, Mar. 14, 2003 *** Two Pokes, No Boobie, and Sleep Dep
Thursday, Mar. 13, 2003 *** "In college, everybody...little bit gay." - Ms. Cho's impersonation of her mother
Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2003 *** "I only hit you because I love you. Don't make me mad ever again."
Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2003 *** Now, think of popular apertifs from the 1900s
Monday, Mar. 10, 2003 *** Objective: Seeking a Fun, Challenging Position in Marketing for an Empowering, Girl-Positive Organization
Sunday, Mar. 09, 2003 *** Tribute to My Fat Cousin From Toronto
Sunday, Mar. 09, 2003 *** "Old Dude, Be Free with your Buick!!" --MFCFT, in traffic, in SF, this day
Friday, Mar. 07, 2003 *** Looking on the bright side of unplanned pregnancy.
Thursday, Mar. 06, 2003 *** "You thought I was weird before ... but now I'm REALLY weird." - Manda in Safeway buying toothpaste
Thursday, Mar. 06, 2003 *** One...Two...Three...Four...
Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2003 *** Acne, Bacne........ ASSNE!!!!! or How Steph Needs to Liberate Herself
Tuesday, Mar. 04, 2003 *** Astrological Bullhonkey
Tuesday, Mar. 04, 2003 *** Steph Demands Closure... And Gets It!
Sunday, Mar. 02, 2003 *** A Nice Drive to the Beach Beats Moping in the House on Sunday
Saturday, Mar. 01, 2003 *** The world sucks.
Friday, Feb. 28, 2003 *** I love reminiscing about the revoltingly horny dudes from my past. Now I think I can accept it because I'm a whore.
Thursday, Feb. 27, 2003 *** Point/Counterpoint, or, Who's gonna scratch my back?
Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2003 *** Tell me again why the world can't be perfect.
Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2003 *** Hello, my name is Steph. I am a workaholic and a hardcore gangsta biznatch.
Monday, Feb. 24, 2003 *** A few snapshots from the trip -->
Sunday, Feb. 23, 2003 *** Steph's First Road Trip -- in a nutshell
Monday, Feb. 17, 2003 *** Voyage
Sunday, Feb. 16, 2003 *** A white girl, a white boy, and an asian chick walk into a bar...
Saturday, Feb. 15, 2003 *** Today I do laundry and wash dishes. Tonight, I get freaky on the dance floor.
Friday, Feb. 14, 2003 *** Loves me... Loves me not ... Loves me ...
Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003 *** Where your heart is.
Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2003 *** C is for Cacaroni & Cheese
Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2003 *** Goat Rape & Deviled Ham: Incubus Movie Night, Reviewed
Friday, Feb. 07, 2003 *** Freaks on Ice
Wednesday, Feb. 05, 2003 *** "It's about a beautiful succubus who lures corrupt men to the sea, where she steps on their heads -- and drowns them"
Monday, Feb. 03, 2003 *** Time is Money; Worth is How You Spin It
Sunday, Feb. 02, 2003 *** Aligning the Planets
Saturday, Feb. 01, 2003 *** 5 Reasons Why I am Happier Today
Saturday, Feb. 01, 2003 *** Fuck you.
Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 *** Nothing Left But the Smell
Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 *** Da Hoes is Here!
Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 *** I am so culturally aware.
Wednesday, Jan. 29, 2003 *** It's been a long week.
Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2003 *** "pssst"
Monday, Jan. 27, 2003 *** Good Vs. Evil Vs. Bill Shatner
Monday, Jan. 27, 2003 *** Damn the Man
Thursday, Jan. 23, 2003 *** Misdirected Cranial Acitivity
Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2003 *** "Remember me as an odd man, and come seem me on odd years."
Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2003 *** Wish you were here to see it.
Tuesday, Jan. 21, 2003 *** My Future in Advertising and Product Development
Sunday, Jan. 19, 2003 *** Changing the world, and the world changing on you.
Friday, Jan. 17, 2003 *** Interim
Thursday, Jan. 16, 2003 *** "Bachelor #1, where would you take me on our first romantic date?" "TO RALLLY AGAINST THE WAR IN IRAQ, BIZNATCH!!!!"
Thursday, Jan. 16, 2003 *** Chachi will rip off your head, scoop out your brain, and piss in the brain hole.
Thursday, Jan. 16, 2003 *** Steph's Stomach
Tuesday, Jan. 14, 2003 *** "Do you think I'm philosophical?"
Monday, Jan. 13, 2003 *** Happy Birthday, Manda!!!
Friday, Jan. 10, 2003 *** Green
Wednesday, Jan. 08, 2003 *** If ever there was a hump day...
Tuesday, Jan. 07, 2003 *** He is SOOOOOOOOOO Handsome!!
Sunday, Jan. 05, 2003 *** Friends with Benefits
Friday, Jan. 03, 2003 *** "Look! Chocolate nachos with ice cream!"
Wednesday, Jan. 01, 2003 *** 2003
Monday, Dec. 30, 2002 *** Don't let the nachos get cold!
Sunday, Dec. 29, 2002 *** DTR
Friday, Dec. 27, 2002 *** Bored on Friday a.k.a. Lonely Dork Night
Thursday, Dec. 26, 2002 *** "How was it for you?" "Healthy."
Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2002 *** PRAISE ALLAH, I MEAN, SPIRAL HAM
Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2002 *** The Sucky Thing
Monday, Dec. 23, 2002 *** Holly Jolly
Monday, Dec. 23, 2002 *** Imaginary Love Life
Sunday, Dec. 22, 2002 *** Adaptation
Saturday, Dec. 21, 2002 *** It's Saturday Night
Friday, Dec. 20, 2002 *** The Full Moon
Friday, Dec. 20, 2002 *** Manda, If Only You Were Awake...
Wednesday, Dec. 18, 2002 *** No Worries
Tuesday, Dec. 17, 2002 *** The Love Belt
Monday, Dec. 16, 2002 *** Sinking in Hot Chocolate
Saturday, Dec. 14, 2002 *** Edible Pasties
Friday, Dec. 13, 2002 *** Warming Up the Glue Gun (DE AMORE)
Thursday, Dec. 12, 2002 *** Never Was Romantic
Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002 *** My New Band i.e. Why Steph Isn't Getting Any Work Done Today
Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002 *** Reaching back. WAAAAAY back.
Tuesday, Dec. 10, 2002 *** Steph's Holiday Man-Slave Round-Up
Sunday, Dec. 08, 2002 *** Patrick's Holiday Housewarming
Friday, Dec. 06, 2002 *** My Super Human Strength
Friday, Dec. 06, 2002 *** Not a girl...Not yet a woman.
Thursday, Dec. 05, 2002 *** Dance, white girl!
Wednesday, Dec. 04, 2002 *** boring day at work, y'all
Monday, Dec. 02, 2002 *** Installment #2 of "You Know You're a Social Leper When..."
Sunday, Dec. 01, 2002 *** 2 Nerdz in the Citay
Friday, Nov. 29, 2002 *** Turkey Hair
Wednesday, Nov. 27, 2002 *** Trendy McTrendster
Wednesday, Nov. 27, 2002 *** Lame Weekend Wrap-Up of My SoCal/NorCal Trek
Monday, Nov. 25, 2002 *** Home
Friday, Nov. 22, 2002 *** Gone for the weekend.
Thursday, Nov. 21, 2002 *** Steph's Drinking Habits
Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2002 *** Excelling at Failure
Tuesday, Nov. 19, 2002 *** The Last Great Meteor Shower Until 2099, When We'll Be Dead
Monday, Nov. 18, 2002 *** Deep Thought
Monday, Nov. 18, 2002 *** Alone at Midnight
Sunday, Nov. 17, 2002 *** Steph HobNobs with Old Ladies at the Authors Luncheon, and then Gets Her Artz On at the Brava
Friday, Nov. 15, 2002 *** Steph's Excellent Periodontal Adventure
Wednesday, Nov. 13, 2002 *** I am a cradle robber, and my boss is a retard.
Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2002 *** "Stressed" is "Desserts" spelled backward.
Monday, Nov. 11, 2002 *** My Life As a Nerd
Saturday, Nov. 09, 2002 *** Force Feed
Friday, Nov. 08, 2002 *** The Old Man is Snoring
Wednesday, Nov. 06, 2002 *** Here Kitty Kitty
Monday, Nov. 04, 2002 *** More hot water, dear?
Monday, Nov. 04, 2002 *** ( )
Monday, Nov. 04, 2002 *** M.I.A.
Sunday, Nov. 03, 2002 *** Zombies, Pastries, Opium: What I typed in order to avoid starting my novel.
Thursday, Oct. 31, 2002 *** Scott Baio Has a Fist With Your Name On It
Wednesday, Oct. 30, 2002 *** Snap Snap
Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2002 *** Zombie Stewardess Serves a Packet of Peanuts with Plastic Cup of Rancid, Cheesy, Blood Goo
Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2002 *** Peek-a-boo
Monday, Oct. 28, 2002 *** We didn't find boyfriends in Orange County, so we porked out instead.
Friday, Oct. 25, 2002 *** Coitus by Appointment Only
Thursday, Oct. 24, 2002 *** Help
Wednesday, Oct. 23, 2002 *** "Charlton Heston kind of looks like Ralph Nader."
Tuesday, Oct. 22, 2002 *** Beanz N Nerdz
Monday, Oct. 21, 2002 *** Downhill From Here
Sunday, Oct. 20, 2002 *** You Know You're a Social Leper When:
Friday, Oct. 18, 2002 *** Gettin' Jiggy Wit Da Yuppiez
Thursday, Oct. 17, 2002 *** Tangible/Intangible
Wednesday, Oct. 16, 2002 *** Ire
Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002 *** Mickey the Pimp
Monday, Oct. 14, 2002 *** Promise
Monday, Oct. 14, 2002 *** Coach Becomes the new 3rd Lady of 637
Sunday, Oct. 13, 2002 *** Sunday Smells Like Manky BBQ
Sunday, Oct. 13, 2002 *** Cocoa, Cookies, Midnight Movies at the 4 Star
Saturday, Oct. 12, 2002 *** Review! Reject! FREAKS!!
Friday, Oct. 11, 2002 *** I REALLY want brownies.
Wednesday, Oct. 09, 2002 *** You Filthy, Dirty Beast
Tuesday, Oct. 08, 2002 *** Chili's, and The Perfect Hamburger
Tuesday, Oct. 08, 2002 *** Looking for a New Roommate is Worse Than Dating
Monday, Oct. 07, 2002 *** Sunday with the Folks
Sunday, Oct. 06, 2002 *** The ABCDEFGHIJ's of a Fun Day in San Francisco
Friday, Oct. 04, 2002 *** Mrs. Four-Eyes: Rock Goddess
Friday, Oct. 04, 2002 *** Who was the bus driver? YOU were!
Friday, Oct. 04, 2002 *** The Fine Art of Conversation and Fun-Making (Jandy's definition of geisha's skillz)
Thursday, Oct. 03, 2002 *** Come & Knock on Our Door o/~
Wednesday, Oct. 02, 2002 *** Goodbye, Patrick. Hello, Handsome.
Wednesday, Oct. 02, 2002 *** Don't worry.
2002-10-01 *** Vibe 'n' Froth